Male Bovine Defecation...

There is a new scourge of BS whittling it's way through our office language set.

Apparently a document or file can now get 'socialised'.  It was originally making me snigger every time I heard it over my shoulder but the thinking whilst developing this diatribe turned it into mild annoyance.

I take it they mean they wish to 'distribute' a document.  In my head now, their 'socialising' a document is getting it used to other documents, making sure it plays well and behaves itself in other documents company.  Maybe they mean they was to take it out for a drink and a visit to a popular discotheque.

We had a stress ball making competition.  I'm not sure why she insists on putting a soapy mixture in hers.....hold on, I'll just ask.  Apparently it makes patterns or 'just helps'..... but I filled mine with flour and Ewan judged them.  I won, even before I'd Minion'd it.