There's so much blossom outside I keep briefly thinking it's snow and being very confused.

Cooked dinner with Graham. Our tin opener is broken so it took me about 10 minutes to get into the tin of kidney beans. When I finally did I ended up with tomato sauce all over my fingers. Not wanting to alarm G, I thought it best to reassure him that it was only sauce... Only there was a communication issue between my brain and my mouth and what I actually shouted was "IT'S BLOOD!"

Oops.