Arnold Detour

Hi there, I know, funny name, but it's only a name, and it's better than sternum vulgaris.
There's Ronnie thinking I was telling him my name was R2D2 and him calling me Arty for short. Think he must be going deaf or something. I must say he leaves a big spread out for me and my pals, I keep telling him to cut his grass so that we can get at the worms easier, but he's been busy out on his naughty step.
How did I start chatting to him?
Well, he found an old lamp out in his garden a while back (which he rubbed, as ye do) and a genie came out granting him a wish, he wished for a nice bird to keep him company. So here I am!
Hope you've all had a nice day