street fruit

Part of a highly suspicious looking trail of strawberries leading from the high street to an alley way. Needless to say I was far too streetwise to follow it - I know how these things go, I'd probably have been turned to stone by a basilisk, or turned into frog by a deranged witch, or at the very least drugged and sold into the white slave (or more likely wholesale butchery) trade.........I really do need to get out more don't I?