Mine insisted that the house was neat
When she hoovered the lounge I had to lift my feet
Mine would have driven me to an early grave
She expected me to wash and shave
Mine used to rule the roost
She dared to talk while I read Proust
Mine always had an aching head
When I licked my lips and said 'It's time for bed'
I woke up one morning and mine was gone
Is it possible to get another one?
An even better link (thanks to Caroline Jay)