Snail.

So today. I put some fence posts in with my Dad. No. Not really. I used a hammer.

We had fish and chips. So, we thought we'd better eat them.

I came home.
I fell asleep in the sun. No. Not in it.
I never fall asleep, apart from in bed. Ever. Too chilled?
Then I blipped.
Now, I'm just gonna sit here and chill.
School holidays are just brill.