Combative ying-yang

Gizzmo (tabby&white): Hey, Guinness.

Guinness (black): Hmm?

Gzz: Hey, look!

Gss: What?

Gzz: I'm lying on the grass.

Gss: Mhm. Zzzz...

Gzz: Hey, look at me lying on the grass!

Gss: Zzzzz

Gzz: I'll whack you on the head.

Gss: ZzzZzzZ...

Gzz: Like so! And so!

Gss: *sigh* Help me Vertical, he went mad...

Extra: We are SO not plotting anything...