Calm as Hindu Cows...

Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic diy situation, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. IKEA flat pack - 50% through. Blank faces, calm as Hindu Cows.

I had to augment the faces on these IKEA instructions to illustrate the reality of the struggle we had to go through with this. I think they put in the calm faces on these instructions to alleviate the compulsion to beat someone to death with the blunt end of a Billy bookshelf.