El robo de un sujetador

"It wasn't me - I've no idea how this got here!"
Making a cuppa this morning, I caught a movement from the corner of my eye, and turned just in time to see a bra from the clean clothes pile moving past the door. You have to understand that Buster owns absolutely everything  in the apartment....
He asked for a cleaning cloth, pan scrub, slipper and dental floss to also be taken into consideration.