Counting Crows

One, two, skip a few, ninety-nine - a hundred*
My mum and dad have a big wheat field next to their house which attracts massive flocks of crows. Every now and then the bird-scarer goes off and they all fly into the air and settle on the electricity pylon until they are brave enough to fly down again. Fun to watch, unless you are Tippi Hedren then you might find it completely terrifying. If you have no idea what I am talking about, you need to watch The Birds!

* numbers are approximate, the little buggers kept flying off and swapping places to try and confuse me.