i have a dodgy internet right now.
I,m with that provider where you can get a great signal if you are hanging off the skids of a helicopter 150 feet of the ground, or if you find yourself in a variety of quasi comical situations and have a "dramatic delivery"
However, if you live in a semi rural location and are at the end of the old telephone exchange, don't own a helicopter or an actor's dramatic delivery,
you might as well go back to postcards and directory enquiries because
nothing else will work....