The Wonder of You

The truth is out! The King is alive and well and living in Bellaburgh...and looking better than ever.

There I was walking to work when I spotted the King of Rock and Roll gazing down at me.

Was it a dream!?

No, there he was wearing his trademark suit and looking surprisingly young. The wonders of botox.

The King is Dead! Long Live the King!

Does any one have a contact with The National Enquirer?