Happy Sundays

I've got that much snot in my head I can't hear a thing except my brain whistling in a high pitch 'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' at me.
The kids also contributed to my deafness by constantly screaming at me:
"It's MINE"
"Mummy I want it"
"Mummy Jude's taken my...."
"Mummy Honor's taken my..."
"Can I have..."
"AaAaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh Honor/Jude has hit/bitten/scratched/punched me"
"Boo Hoo bbooooohhhhoooooooooooooo"

Thank GOD Eden can't walk or talk yet.