BIRTHDAY BEAR

Yvonne is 65 today (as am I) and so she was allowed a lie-in this morning unlike me, who had to get up and work. She has taken proxy retirement for me. I'm thinking it would be more useful if we could swap roles, but I can't see her agreeing to that. However, at least I get to drink her share of the fizz tonight and eat her helping of pud!

NB: If any entomologists or pest extermination experts have any theories or advice about the problem I've just backblipped about, I'd be interested to read  it.