Blimey.

It's not pretty is it?
Swollen and flaky.
Bits keep falling off it.
I may have become a zombie without realising it.
Come to think of it I have been shuffling and moaning
a lot recently, but then that's how I dance.

Mind you the other side of the finger is no prettier.
It looks like a misshapen tumescent bruised penis.
In a hat.

PS Apologies to those waking up to this, I posted this in the early hours when horror seems so perfect.