APATHY

He's prettier from behind - and that's really not much of a recommendation.

The bronze turtle he's sitting upon is incredibly handsome in comparison. Feel rather sorry for the poor chap - the sculptor certainly did him no favours.

Suppose I should really make the effort to see if there's not a wee plaque somewhere to explain who he's supposed to represent...

And who's the culprit?

Could I give a stuff?

Oh dear!