What? I Didn't Do Anything

Oh yes you did Sammy!
Despite the attempt to appear innocent and low key while dozing in his box... earlier this afternoon Sammy barged through the back door with a good size lizard wriggling around in his mouth. Unknown to us, he had plucked the lizard off our back screen porch.
So I jump up and Sammy drops the panicked reptile who proceeds to blast across the living room at high speed and disappears *somewhere* in the house. 
We don't know where the lizard is. 
Sammy doesn't know where the lizard is.
But now Sammy doesn't care.
I suspect he is likely to find it at 3am for maximum inconvenience.
Or, we will never find it until the odor of decomposing lizard makes itself known probably from under the fridge or clothes washer.
This could get interesting.
And like I said, this was a nice size lizard too, about a good six inch skink.
Uh boy...
http://srelherp.uga.edu/lizards/eumine.htm

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