Weather

 I can tell you I do not like weather.  Me 'n Ern can't get outside to play and it's cold and miserable.

SHE did promise me a walk in the park, but it's not going to happen any time soon.  It's too dangerous for a small black dog; I might get washed away in the flood and drown,. and that would never do, because she can't swim very well and she wouldn't be able to save me, so I think we'll stay at home.

Hey guess what!  You remember I thought HE might have gone inside the iPad again?  Well, HE HAS.  I saw him in there today, and I wanted to hold paws, but he couldn't get his hand out to hold paws with me, but he did say he would be outside the iPad again in two weeks.

I shall just have to wait.