By Adda

the last rites

the coffee mug that I was experimenting with last Saturday is no more. Last night it jumped off a stool and committed suicide. Reason of suicide is not known and nor was any suicide note left behind. People are contemplating that it wasnt able to handle the sudden limelight and hence took this extreme step, seeking eternal peace! The mug nosedived into a hard collision with the marble floor causing an instant death, shattering its body into pieces. Last rites were performed early this morning at its owner/photographer's residence.
No charges have yet been levied on the owner, who continued with his daily chores as usual and is contemplating a replacement very soon.


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