Hello Wembley!

To possibly paraphrase P.T. Barnum the Olympics is surely the "greatest sporting spectacle on earth". So why, after polluting the air with the most pungent smelling pie ever, would you then proceed to:

a) Ring your mate 'Chad2011' who constantly rejects your speaker-phoned call, or;

b) Fling your camera phone around in the eye-line of other more interested spectators at the whiff of any movement on the pitch

All this after arriving just 5 minutes before half time. What, I wonder, is wrong with just savouring the moment live and capturing memories sporadically. Sadly, he stayed throughout the medal ceremony too.