Hunkered over an allium to get this in the garden.
Sitting here in my office I heard 'something' going on somewhere in the house. Investigations led to Star, the naughtiest chicken but most loveable standing on the utility counter. She must have come in through the front door, crossed the hall and strutted through the kitchen to get there! Not a happy bunny here with her in the house I shouted, batted her with a postcard, (ok dubious) she flapped her wings knocked off a can of leather cleaning spray onto the edge of the full water bowl of the dogs which did a 180° flip depositing all it's contents over the floor and me. Great! The dogs just looked at me .....'Oh yes I told you she is losing the plot!' sort of expressions!'