The Kitchen Garden

I hope the worms are ok.

The kids had friends over in the afternoon and Im introduced M to the joys of gardening.

While I wasn't looking, they harvested sour oranges with skipping ropes, planted some expired bok choy seedlings and cooked up an evil brew of wormwater stew (they were slaves cooking for the king and queen),

The Recipe
1 litre of water
1 worm farm
250 ml of sunscreen
750g ash
500g mulch
5 cups sundry weeds
7 hellebores
3 squashed sour oranges

Pour water into worm farm and harvest wormwater. Add other ingredients and stir vigorously. Come inside and eat mountains of popcorn and jelly. Plant dying bok choy seedlings and water in with worm brew. Return remaining wormwater to whence it came.