One daze at a time...

By Raheny_Eye


Some daft eedjit at the Dun Laoghaire Harbour Company decided to reduce the security level to its lowest level: one.
"Bah, it's just a bunch of seagulls, they're pretty harmless". 
Famous last words. 
He opened his packet of Taytos, unwrapped his cucumber sandwich and the rest is history. 
His guano-covered remains, in his polyester suit torn to shreds, will be buried at sea tomorrow at 10 am. 

I hope that his successor will have the presence of mind to crank the security level back up to eight. 

Harmless seagulls my fluffy arse... 

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