"You are a vapour trail...

...in a deep blue skoy".

https://youtu.be/ygGw_zo_W8A

So sang Ride a long time ago and for some reason I was thinking of this as I went to the cricket club tonight to pick up the bike. I figure if I'm out of rugby action for a week or so I'd better get pedalling to keep the fitness up.

Cue a ridonk set of ill-advised rides and a painful arse.

Swings and roundabouts.