If I Were A Carpenter

Dylan: He really fancies himself as a carpenter now for sorting the kitchen!
Bandit: I know! He's got himself a new set of drills and things
Dylan: And he's wearing one of these belt things for carrying nails!
Bandit: And he's started whistling all the time.
Dylan: He's even putting a pencil behind his ear!!!!
Bandit: Do you think he's practising bending over and ....
Dylan: Just don't go there Bandit. But I do like this version  of the title.