'Jelly Leg'

I'm counteracting my blatant use of 'wet boobs' with that of a sweaty red face and sodden hair.

I ran today after a break of at least a year. It peed with rain which left innapripriate patches on my t-shirt. They perfectly complimented my wet arse (from running through a deeper than expected puddle).

I'm now celebrating my achievement by doing the ironing and cleaning the bathroom.

Ten minutes ago I discovered I have somehow lost the ability to walk downstairs....

That's not too handy considering it's my weekend on ....