List for Santa

"Hi Santa, how's it going?"

"Eh, aren't you a little old to believe in Santa?"

"Eh, no...... if you don't believe you don't get so can we get on with it, I need to get back to work."

"Well, I suppose so. What do you want me to bring you for Christmas?"

"Glad you asked, a Canon EF 50mm 1.8 STM lens...........please."

"A what? A Canon EF whit?? Don't suppose you want anything else?"

"Well now you ask, Mrs B wants me to pick up a couple of breaded haddock fillets!"

"And have you been a good, "little" boy?"

"Oh Bugger!"