Ideal Christmas Present

Stuck for something to buy for the one you love? How about this attractive Accelerants keyring? Fashioned from a lump of the purest unobtanium they are already collectors items and are changing hands for large sums of cash.

I'm amazed, Pete just keeps finding this amazing merchandise. It'll be tattoo's next.

H is out at choir, I'm just about to watch the apprentice as its the one where they do the interviews. I think this is usually the episode in the series where they really do show what a bunch of utter trumpwits they are.

Pass the sherry.