Completely predictable.....

(Continued.......)


LIBRA: You are invited to receive the photographic world's highest honour - Knight Noblesse of Blipworld!!
(This prestigious award has never before been bestowed upon someone who always has their camera on Auto, and thinks that DOF means 'doesn't often focus', but what do I know. Perhaps you blackmailed a bigwig!)
Accepting the honour will bring you fame, unimaginable wealth and, best of all, free Blip membership for life!
Sadly, your partner refuses to allow you to put the letters KNOB after your name, so you'll just have to continue paying fees like the rest of us....


AQUARIUS:  Having spent 30 lonely years, and every single penny of your family's money....you are at last able to unveil the fantastic invention upon which you've been working.
You've sacrificed everything for this moment;  your friends, health, sanity, and even contact with the outside world!
Apparently, you've devised a little machine which will enable people to send vital messages to each other (eg. 'omg'  and 'lol') completely removing the need to actually speak whatsoever!


Erm, I'm not quite sure how to tell you this.......