Calling Kendall

Calling Kendall!

Re: Problem with Cat on Nikon Camera and Swimsuit While You At Tai Chi Class

This classic paradoxical dilemma. We cat have sad that there are certain things we cannot do. We watch you hold Nikon and look happy. You point it at us and you smile and a light blind us in eyes but you laugh and so we laugh. We long to hold Nikon and return favor. Make you feel beautiful as you make us. We want to put Nikon strap around our necks and point it at you for hours and hours to show thanks. But we can't because we not strong enough. So we sit by it, on it, beside it, above it, below it. To show greatest desire to do Nikon like you. And celebrate Mama. We feel like failure. So we all we can do is whisper: I wish I could Mama, but no thumbs. No thumbs. About swimsuit: There something else going on, I refer psychoanalyst.

Good luck.