Paperchase

The teen and I tried to remove the cardboard mountain from the cellar today.
Stage 1: flatten all the boxes
Stage 2: fill the back of my car (it was closest dammit) with the cardboard
Stage 3: find a paper/cardboard recycling thingy that's not full...

Failed at stage 3, so tomorrow I get to drive my car to the recyclinghof and get rid of it all there.