Waiting for a hero.

Superheroes: Heidi-girl (special powers: Can make milk curdle and summons goats in a 5 mile radius by yodelling) and Deli-girl (wears hairnets with aplomb and wields a cheese wire and chicken skewers with deadly force) wait for 'W-Boy', their friend Malcolm (can bring himself to orgasm with one hand through his jeans pocket).

They plan to go and see some very bad comedy.
Malcolm thinks he's onto a good thing with Deli-girl,
but she has her skewers at the ready.