3 things you need to know.

1. Bourne again. The Bourne Legacy is so fucking good.
I didn't think I'd like it, being a big fan of the other 3 films,
and Matt Damon's huge cave-like armpit.
(See bathroom scene with Franka Potente).
Reviews haven't been briliant but went to see it anyway.
Jeremy Renner is so cool and hard, the action is fierce.
Lots of boy nipple if that's your thing, and can Rachael Weiss run!
Holy Toledo that bitch can move.
Her agent did good too with the:
'My girl ain't cutting her hair into a shitty short bob
and dying it black like the other 2 tarts when they go on
the run in parts 1 and 3.
Ms Weiss (plot spoiler) kicks some ass too.

2. Mark Lawson is huge. Huge, huge I tell you.
He is taller than The Gherkin, how come no-one ever mentions this?
No wonder his show is called Front Row
he needs all of that space to get his legs in.
He could wear the Millenium Wheel as a spinning bow tie
and although sooooo last century, would kinda look ok.

3. Never run in stupid flip-flops.