Let me try

Emily had a slight problem her belly bar was stuck its been in 6 months and she cant get it off, so with 3 fella's about they started trying to help.
2 pairs of pliers, then eventually molegrips too.

Between Lewis and Karl they got the thing unscrewed and Emily as at last able to put in her new bar.

Lets hope its not cross threaded this time!

Poor girl, she lay there good as gold as her belly button was pulled this way and that, we considered tipping coke over it and WD40 but it was decided sheer brute force would be the only option.
What do you mean how awful I just sat there taking pictures. . . . . Someone had to oversea the