Off the Rails

No time for idle chatter today. Busy. Reviewing test scripts in Test Director. Reviewing defect trackers in PVCS. Washing my feet and thighs in brandy. Actually, that wasn't me, that was Pepys again. What did he say about Glasgow though? A very extraordinary town for beauty and trade. Christ, how much brandy had he been soaking in?
Listen, I can't hang about; I know you could listen to my stories for hours. I've got my 937th blip to post. And then an evening of abstemiousness. In fact more than that, abstinence! Did you know what Pepys said about the Scots though? He said that even those of the first quality, had a 'rooted nastiness' (i.e. an aroma) that hung about them.
You get used to it.