Going, going, gone....

A customer spent a long time today, buying things for a six week tour of Asia. She bought painkillers, first aid products, toiletries, sunscreen; everything one would need for such a trip.

Lastly, she selected 3 massive boxes of Imodium and plonked them on the table with a sigh.

"There," she said "that'll keep me going."

"Actually," said the smartarse behind the counter, "it'll have completely the opposite effect."



The customer didn't find it nearly as funny as I did.....