28 Shades of Grey # 9

I'll bet you are really fed-up with seeing me stretched out on the floor asleep.  Well, I am too.

But it's so hot - far too hot for small black dogs, and too hot to play, I even stretched my tail out as far as I could.  And I reckon if she gave me some lamb I most likely wouldn't eat it because it's too hot.

Except I might make an exception for lamb.