Things what I done today

- Finally started my Christmas gift to myself, Ali Smith's 'Autumn'. It made me late for work.

- Attempted to fix a slightly flat tyre but used the wrong nozzle and tried to fill the tyre with water.

- Had a blast at school with Ellie and my Friday girls. They're so sassy it's unreal and they make me belly laugh every week.

- Stared at my phone a lot. Much the same effect as watching a kettle boil.

- Did some work up in North Shrewsbury and then popped into the Battlefield Brewery and looked at some hops. Did not buy any beer.

- Made inappropriate yum noises at various meals throughout the day.

- Drank Amarula out of egg cups.