you just know...
... you've made it!
When you're there full face on a tea towel.
Such a curious name as tea towels are used for many other things (in our house anyway!) but the origin of the name is 'In 18th century England, a tea towel was a special linen drying cloth used by the mistress of the house to dry her precious and expensive china tea things.'
- Panasonic DMC-TZ40