Why?

Frenchie gave himself the day off. 
By this afternoon he was bored and decided to research the more important questions in life, such as:

Q1. Why does my dog sleep so much?
Answer: Cuz he's a lazy git!
Q2. Why does he sleep on my lap?
Answer: It's a pack thingy-me-bob, and he thinks you smell like a dog! 

Phew, now that he's put the world to rights you'll all be able to sleep easy in your beds... 

:)