Edinburgh Tattoo....

We had a bloke at work today looking for a cream called 'Emla', which acts like a local anaesthetic when applied to skin. People who are getting tattooed find it helps alleviate the discomfort of the needles.

He was a massive chap, covered in loads of 'tats'....daggers, skull and crossbones, barbed wire, etc.

I asked him what the new one was going to be, and you can imagine my surprise when he said it was the words 'I Love Amaryllis' above a picture of the flower!

All became clear however, when he rolled up his sleeve and explained that it wasn't going to be a new tattoo, so much as an amended one....for there in big letters on his forearm, were the words 'I love Mary'........

And apparently the new girlfriend is called Jessie!