I say Carruthers......

.....do my eyes deceive me or is she actually clearing that fridge out?
.....blow me, I do believe she is Fortescue-Smyth!
.....but wasn't she supposed to be doing that yesterday old man?
.....talk's cheap old bean, but 'better late than never' as they say.....


.....OMG, what's that she's just pulled out now?
.....I think it was probably once a cucumber, best avert your eyes old chap.....respect for the dead and all that.......