Kitchen Art 8

All right let's step up a little furver then. Now 'ere we have .... come closer there at the back now ... bit of shoosh please ... right. Just to your left we can see wot is known IN the trade as an "EMergency Blip". Tha's spell'd e-m-e-r-g-e-n-c-y b-l-i-p. This was a common phenomenon among members of the well known early twenty first century "cult of the camera". Okay. Movin' righ' along now we come to .....

A little EXTRA research has revealed that this is, IN fact, a jar of Moccona Classic Dark Roast Freeze Dried Instant Coffee, manufactured circa 2012. Let's use our imagination. Stick your nose right up close now. Isn't that aroma fantastic? Mmmmmm. Pity that the actual cup never quite tasted and smelled as good as this always promised to (sigh). LOOKS very pretty though. Oh well. C'est la vie.