So there I was lying flat on the grass behind the factory......
"Whit are ye doin' doon there?", asks Jeff
"Trying to blip a dandelion clock", says I.
"How?", asks Jeff **
"For my daily Blip", I explain.
"Aye.........whatever", says Jeff and waddles off.
Which reminded me of this one.......
So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it." Chic Murray
** Just for Mrs B......."In Glasgow, 'how' means 'why'? You do not ponder why. You demand HOW?" Kevin Bridges
More of that sort of thing here, have a nice weekend Blippers :-))