New product suggestion

Dear tarp manufacturer,

I strongly believe that you have overlooked a sizable and lucrative niche market in your current line of tarpaulins. If you could please take a look at the attached image, you will be able to visualize exactly what I mean.

This small house is in day 3 of roof demolition and due to inclement weather, had to be covered. Having spoken to the home owners, I know for a fact that they are far less stress out about the possibility of rain seeping in as they are about the fact that their entire house is buried underneath an ugly ass blue tarp.

Visualize with me, if you will, a 100 x 100 ft poly tarp that has some pleasing imagery printed on it such as trees, or a city skyline, or cute baby animals. These home owners would have been willing to pay extra for such a tarp. Surely they can't be the only ones in the world.

I appreciate your consideration but expect nothing in return if you do decide to develop this idea. The happiness of homeowners everywhere would be reward enough and expect some monetary compensation for the use of my idea even though I realize there's is no chance in hell.

Yours truly,
Me Mento
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Two hours of blissful fun with favorite diapered one this morning. We:

made and ate scrambled eggs
got scrambled egg all over the rug
tried to eat scrambled egg off the rug
watched the short bit of work next door
played in the pea gravel
walked around the yard, picking things
threw the picked things
threw the pea gravel
checked to see what was in the alley
went back inside to see Mr. M
banged on the pot lids
went out front to see the workers again
went inside to see the cat
went to my basement office to watch family videos
went back upstairs to see Mr. M
checked the diaper

then 2 hours were gone

No wonder your days are just blurring, mommy. But in the most wonderful way.
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PS. You know what Mr. ShMitt Romney, for you to take the tragedy in Libya and twist it into a cheap, political dig at our president, just shows how truly NOT ready for the White House you are.