The dog on the right

Has been wonderful today ( as usual ), he purred, had a sniff around the garden, took his medication without a fuss.
The dog on the left
- peed on the bed
- pooed on a new blanket
- chewed my Birkenstocks
- bit off several lupin heads
- launched herself over the edge of the bath while I was in it !!!! I caught her mid air
- chewed the dustpan handle almost beyond recognition ( it's quite painful to hold now )
- has just eaten one of the dog on the rights poos in the garden
I am exhausted.