Domestic Comedy

The Scene: Lunchtime in Knottman's house. Jam sandwiches.

Knottman: " Hi love. Here is the train which is bringing 250 guests to the party celebrating our 55th. wedding anniversary.
Mrs. K.: You must be joking!
Knottman: Well I have been joking for over half a century. You seemed to like it.
Never mind we got some cards. And you are meeting those botanists and there will be comments from miscellaneous Blippers.
Mrs. K. And we are so busy we don't have time to go out for a special lunch.
Knottman: Well for 20 years we celebrated mistakenly on the 13th. instead of the 11th. so we could go out then.
Mrs. K. Well O.K. There seem to be no hospital appointments on that day. Where do you fancy?
Knottman: How about Arnside Chippy? Then we could use the savings for that new flower book you were looking at.
Mrs. K.: Its a deal.
Knottman: OK. Lets seal it with a kiss.

The curtain falls rapidly.