Kermit gets a makeover

Jane told me about this car valetting place in Alcester. I don't know why I ever cleaned my car myself. As soon as I arrived, Kermit was descended on by a small army of Romanian lads who scrubbed, polished and sprayed until Kermit was gleaming inside and out. It was amazing value and I was really pleased apart from the fake strawberry smell they left behind. Perhaps they had been strawberry picking in the Vale of Evesham yesterday.

Anyway, the reason for this care and attention is because I was about to take Kermit for a trade in valuation. I'll leave you guessing what I am swapping him for. That will be a Blip a few months down the line.