N!

N!
P NIET
U!

[Translation: Do not fondle the water unless in possession of a special permit]

I always knew that these Kazakh lessons would come in handy one day!
I immediately instructed the children not to fondle the water. Under any circumstance. If agents of a law enforcement body were anywhere within a mile radius. Otherwise they could have a little fondle.
I find it essential to teach them the rudiments of law observance... and how to become succesful evaders.
Next week we shall discuss:
- declarations of revenue
- speed limits that do not apply to dads but to other road users
- how to pretend to still be 4 years of age when a train controller approaches
- manufacture of fake TV licences with PS and a decent printer