Old Trafford Cricket Ground, Manchester

That strip of white on the left is made from thousands of plastic pint pots and must be the most magnificent "beer snake" ever constructed. Honestly, it's a staggering feat.

The list of great British engineers now reads George Stephenson... Isambard Kingdom Brunel... several hundred drunks in the Old Trafford party stand on day two of the Test.

Extras of Ben Stokes dropping a catch (collectors' item), some buffoons in fancy dress and James Anderson celebrating a wicket in his first over from the James Anderson End.